

Yes it’s true it’s true. My time as a sports fan has finally come to an end. It was a really tough decision to make and I contemplated for several months. But the truth is, I am not the fan that I used to be. Here’s why.
I no longer possess the mental toughness required for when my teams underperform. I no longer have the emotional maturity to refrain from cursing at the television when the players I support make bad plays. Also my physical skills have diminished and I no longer feel like jumping up and down and running around the house when my teams win. Ultimately though the fact is, I’ve become a sore loser in my advanced age and I don’t want to be in a situation where I have to take medication for hypertension, stress or cholesterol, knowing full well that all these things are really the byproduct of being an overly dedicated sports fan. Well I’m also a husband and a father too. But that’s beside the point…….
The Maryland cap you see pictured was gifted to me recently. It is the latest piece of sports attire that I’ve acquired over the years of which I have bought none. I have never worn my favorite teams jerseys or colors, and never my favorite players’ jerseys or shoes. Just not my style. But come game time, I was definitely in front of a television or sitting in the stands, listening to a radio or watching a live stream.
I’ve been watching sports for half a damn century now. It all started somewhere in in the mid-seventies when I became a fan of the Minnesota Vikings and one of my favorite running backs, Chuck Foreman. Sometime thereafter I watched the Vikings lose to a team with a cool blue star on their helmets and I became hooked. That team drafted a running back by the name of Tony Dorsett and I became a fan for life.
Around the same time i discovered college football and was made aware that my home state had a college football team, the Maryland Terrapins. I also was a fan of the Nebraska Cornhuskers and Pittsburgh Panthers college football teams as well.
Through Maryland football I discovered Maryland basketball. I became obsessed with Maryland sports. I spent a small fortune on college football and basketball magazines to keep up with recruiting and rosters. A truly unhealthy amount of television hours were consumed watching these teams. Combined with how much time I spent watching the Dallas Cowboys I probably could have earned my PhD. by the age of 25 had
I spent that time studying instead.
All of that time was invested just to see my teams win Championships or Super Bowls. Dallas did not disappoint having won a couple of super bowls in the 70s and following up with three more in the nineties, but there were some lean years in between. Hello anxiety. The Nebraska Cornhuskers won three national enchantmentships in the nineties as well. Nothing since. Hello stress. But Maryland…… I had to endure nearly 30 years of heartache and disappointment before Maryland finally won the basketball National Championship. As] for the football team it’s forty years and counting…… Hello high blood pressure.
So the time is now. No more watching games from beginning to end. No more sitting out in the heat and the cold with high hopes only to have another disappointing season. Come on Coach Locksley let’s go!!!! No more going to Xfinity Center during the regular season only to have the basketball team not make it past the Sweet Sixteen. Nope no more.
The Dallas Cowboys jacket you see pictured above has been in my possession for over thirty five years. Anybody remember Triple Fat Goose coats??? Lol!!! I have worn it on two occasions around my house to shovel snow. That’s it.
But now that I’m retired, I think I’m going to get a matching hat for my Cowboys jacket and a matching jacket for my Maryland Terrapins hat. At the end of each respective game I’ll check the score. If my team wins, I’ll maybe put on a hat and the jacket and take a walk around my neighborhood.
I have passed the torch on to my sons. Hopefully they will not inherit my sports fan high blood pressure, stress and anxiety.
Go Terps! And how ’bout them Cowboys!










